I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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