She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
