if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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