Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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