Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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