Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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