They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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