Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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