may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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