Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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