found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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