she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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