It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
whose parrot is this?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
