The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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