I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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