Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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