that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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