Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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