All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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