This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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