No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
This is the high leading the old right now
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
