can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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