He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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