You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have fence marks all over my body
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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