it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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