dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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