The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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