U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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