Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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