At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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