Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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