Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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