dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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