I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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