I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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