I wannas sexs uuuuu
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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