She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just found puke in my bra..
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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