Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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