She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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