...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My pussy is not your playground.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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