We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
operation have a gay friend backfired
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize