How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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