I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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