Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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