Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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