he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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