Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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