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(914): View more from New York

Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter

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(214): View more from Texas

New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables

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(770): View more from Georgia

He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...

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(585): View more from New York

My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.

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(614): View more from Ohio

so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'

(740): View more from Ohio

i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day

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(541): View more from Oregon

Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples

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(425): View more from Washington

I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.

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