But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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