Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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