I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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