these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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